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The Prank Files:

     These are RealAudio files containing our prank phone calls.  You will need a RealPlayer device to listen to these audio files.  It's free, so what are you waiting for?  If you don't have it, GET IT!

WARNING!  These files may contain vulgar language that you may not approve of, but it doesn't matter cause we think it's hilarious.



8/22/99
Caller ID and the "F Word":
This is what happens when you say the "f word" to KG's "wife"...

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8/22/99
Total Infection:
Dan's debut.  His booty is hurtin' and he needs some help...

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8/22/99
Retarded Ice Cream:
Ben and Dan teamed up for this one.  Leonard tells gas man Jesse about his favorite ice cream...

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8/17/99
Sexual Harrassment at the Gas Station:
A while ago, Ben was sexually harrassed at the gas station.  He decided to call and complain about it at 3 AM this morning...

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8/17/99
Round Candy Mix:
When Ben wants to mix up some candy, he needs someone else's opinion about it.

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8/17/99
Kinkos makes copies:
In this one KG asks for the hours at Kinkos...

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8/17/99
The Condom Search:
KG needs condoms... if you know what I mean.

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8/17/99
Coke or Pepsi:
Ben asks for a professional opinion on the ultimate question... Coke or Pepsi?

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8/16/99
Video Store Pornography:
This is a little bit where KG asks for some porno.

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8/16/99
Seeking an Oak dining set:
We went to the Classified ads for this one.  KG calls about an Oak dining set described as "NEW, BARELY EVER USED."  We'll see how new it is...

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8/16/99
The Classic Missing Puppy:
Back to the Classifieds.  KG looks for his pride and joy, with no luck.

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8/16/99
Comic Book Fans Aren't Nerds!:
We called the local comic shop to see if KG was a comic nerd or just a normal guy.

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